The Key to Disseminating Life as Fiction Ratings

The reason I started doing ratings was because I wanted to remember, in a quantifiable manner, how I felt about a film. Considering the amount of films I see every year, it becomes almost necessary to be able to recall the degree to which I enjoyed something. However, it is and has never been a perfect science. They're just shortcuts for me and for the reader, and shortcuts are often a risky way to get to the final destination.

Update on February 13, 2007: Having now done 120 commentaries, I've finally started understand how I view the ratings. So, here's a simple update that should be more useful than what was here before.

As close to perfect as possible. Everything clicks.

Nearly perfect, something that will stay with me for quite a while. Probably pretty original, to boot.

An impressive work and arguably the best rating I can give without the film being nearly perfect.

Enjoyed it quite a bit, but had some nagging flaws that kept it from being truly special. Definitely better than average and potentially fantastic.

The film works. I enjoyed it, but maybe it lacked the depth necessary to stand out. Or, quite often, it's used as a "disappointment" rating, whereby films receive it because I expected a lot more but I only got a moderately satisfying film (see Children of Men).

Generally considered the lowest level at which I will actually recommend a film, but even that's rare. Uusally it's a movie with a few qualities that stand above what is otherwise a mediocre production.

This is my basic "I don't really get it" or "I finished it but would never think about watching it again" rating.

Didn't enjoy it and/or like it at all. In fact, I often hate a film and still give it one-and-a half stars (see Flags of Our Fathers) simply becuase of technical reasons.

Almost as rare as a five star rating. Why? Because this essentially means the film lacks any redeemable value and/or was horrible beyond belief.

Ratings are skewed due to a survivor bias: I usually only watch films I'm interested in, so a natural distribution occurs but is skewed towards a rating of 3.0. This signifies that I will like most of the films I watch (or else why watch them?), and will undoubtedly differentiated from a mass market distribution that would be attained at a website such a rottentomatoes.com or metacritic.com. For example, with 100 films watched in 2006, the ratings breakdown has been roughly:

0
2
13
21
18
19
19
6
2

As as result of the above survivor bias, there is heavy frequency in the middle but with steep drop-offs at the ends. For those interested, the average of the first 100 films from 2006 is 2.85, the median is 3.00 and the standard deviation is 0.81.

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