3.0, Europe

In Bruges

2008 / Martin McDonagh > For all the awesomeness that In Bruges has going for it (and by awesomeness, I’m inclined to say the absolute barrage of political incorrectness), it does make me wonder why McDonagh takes such a sensationalist and overdone method of resolution. However, cheers to him for taking the Colin Farrell out of Colin Farrell and for making Ralph Fiennes one of those guys you love to hate to love to hate. All in all, it’s a good time but sadly not the cult classic it could have become with a couple of tweaks. But the film does the city of Bruges quite a good service by making sure viewers such as myself check out hotel pricing on a whim for the so-called “most medieval” city in the world. (Trust me, even for a small city, the current exchange rates for the dollar does none of us any favors.)

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2.5, United States/Canada

Charlie Bartlett

2008 / Jon Poll > While there’s no doubt that Anton Yelchin is a youngster to watch, not much can be said of the manner in which Gustin Nash’s screenplay takes the interesting and turns it into a play by the numbers coming-of-age story that fails to find what it started out looking for. Charlie Bartlett does get some refreshment from Hollywood’s current darling Robert Downey, Jr., in a rather pitying role of an alcoholic principal-cum-father. If there’s one way to sum up why the film doesn’t work in the end, it’s that everything happens too easily, with disregard to reality, and that, for a film that’s trying to find the uniqueness within a cultural subtext, is a small tragedy.

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3.0, United States/Canada

The Incredible Hulk

2008 / Louis Leterrier > The most impressive thing about The Incredible Hulk isn’t the fact that it’s actually good, but that Marvel was able to eat the mistake that Ang Lee made and reboot the series in five short years. Not only does it show that the movie-going audiences have surprisingly short-term memories, but also that a storied franchise need not be bogged down by a misfire. That being said, Zak Penn’s script is more on par with his first X-Men 2 effort than Elektra, and Leterrier has targeted a good blend of action and drama while respecting Hulk’s fanbase. Now it’ll be interesting to see if Hulk returns as a good guy or bad guy in the upcoming Avengers movie.

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3.0, United States/Canada

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

2008 / Steven Spielberg > Some of the scenes make no sense, the writing is mediocre and often laughable and the ending messes with the whole mystique of the Indiana Jones series. But those minor, silly things aside, the damn thing is still a lot of fun to watch. It’s kind of hard to consider it in the same vein as the originals (especially when Raiders of the Lost Ark can legitimately stand up as a classic), but it was never meant to be taken seriously. Not with Shia LeBeouf and a 65 year-old Harrison Ford. But there were still moments of old Indy greatness, hidden here and there, and that’s pretty much all we could ask.

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3.0, United States/Canada

Be Kind Rewind

2008 / Michel Gondry > The bar’s up pretty high after Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and The Science of Sleep, but this is what it is on purpose: lighthearted, sentimental and while a bit ill-paced, generally enjoyable. Though Jack Black is on the edge of annoying, the rest of the cast holds the film together in a very communal way. The movie recreations are reason enough to see this as they serve up the genius of Gondry in small, snack portions instead of a whole meal at once.

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1.5, United States/Canada

The Happening

2008 / M. Night Shyamalan > Obvious, insulting and intensely disappointing in that we may have the technical skills of such a crafty director wasted by his delusions of grandeur. Everything Shyamalan has done since The Sixth Sense has been filled with a sense of greatness that simply isn’t there. I excused both Unbreakable (because on a small scale, it made sense to me) and Signs (because I gave it the benefit of the doubt), but the last three have gone further into the ground in insulting the viewer’s intelligence. The Happening is ridiculous in its message, the way that a kindergarten student would tell an adult to not waste electricity. The script and acting? Just leave this one alone.

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3.0, Europe

4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days

2007 / Cristian Mungiu > There’s something that’s in the minds of the Cannes juries, year after year, that I just can’t figure out. It’s as if their choice for the Palm d’Or has to be this significant social statement that future filmgoers will always appreciate and respect. (After all, who, in retrospect, is not ashamed that Fahrenheit 9/11 walked away with the top prize in 2004?) 4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days is a good film, but it’s also filled with one egregious flaw that arguably discounts the whole statement of the film. While I can’t give it away, I can imagine the scene being a sticking point for almost everyone who watches it.

Technically, this so-called Romanian New Wave seems to follow works of the Brothers Dardenne with its claustrophic camerawork and frantic pacing as if to give a sense of realism that’s supposedly gone missing from cinema. Here, however, one could argue that the reason realism has become modified in film is because film is an escapist medium, not one to transport us back to the moment of truth in which we already live.

But such philosophies aside, I simply can’t enjoy a film that fails to give the viewer a sliver of hope. There are hints at it, but ultimately, it’s all a mirage. There is no heart. There’s nothing emotional that we’d want to grip onto, but rather lots that we’d like to run away from. There is, however, an incredible performance by Anamaria Marinca, who had the unfortunate luck of going up against the incomparable Jeon Do-yeon at Cannes last year. For that and to understand the infatuation with the Romanian realist movement, , the film is worth watching—though how much you enjoy it is completely up to you.

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3.5, United States/Canada

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

2007 / Jake Kasdan > A deliriously fun parody, Walk Hard doesn’t ever actually stop to analyze what it’s doing. The way Kasdan organized the project, it really ends up being a seamless, over-the-top yet surprisingly believable (if you were to actually try to believe) story of a rock ‘n’ roll superstar. John C. Reilly is completely in his element and Tim Meadows is, well, funny again. However, the extended cut is arguably too extended and ill-paced for the film to be enjoyable by the time the credits roll. The theatrical cut is clean, efficient and paced just right.

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2.5, United States/Canada

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem

2007 / The Brothers Strause > There are only a couple of reasons to see this: First, the more obvious of the two, is the fact that you finally get to see some alien on predator action. Unfortuantely it’s just one predator vs. tons of aliens. Why? Well, how else would they get to set up the next sequel? Second, and less obvious, is the finale. I can’t say I’m shocked by much anymore in film, but I have to say that I give The Brothers Strause immense amount of credit for holding onto their bollocks and giving the audience what they want. For once.

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2.5, Japan

Vexille

2007 / Fumihiko Sori > Filled with pedigree from animation legends, Vexille is one of the most astonishingly beautiful films to come out in its medium in recent memory. But as was the case with 2001’s Final Fantasy debacle, the story just can’t keep up with the visual feast. Fans of quality anime have become accustomed to plots that challenge the intellect while fusing in hardcore action. While we see loads of the latter here, only shades of the former appear in disappointment.

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